Why wouldn’t you believe that a rabbit will have an afterlife as a perfected rabbit in a carrot-filled heaven?

Posted on January 19th, 2010 by admin in the afterlife | 9 Comments »

My question is, people seem to think that that would be a ridiculous notion, however. I don’t see how that could be ridiculous if humans can get the same thing? Why is a rabbit having an afterlife as a perfected rabbit in a carrot-filled heaven somewhere else in this world seen as an unthinkable unlikeliness?

Ah yes, the rabbiture theory.
What’s so bunny bout peace love & understanding.

9 Responses

  1. Homicide_PAID_DUES Says:

    Because that is how a rabbit stays alive but it is not WHY a rabbit stays alive.
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  2. Timfromsydney Says:

    i dont have an answer to this, from reading the bible that is. Im pretty sure theres been some famous christians that beleived their horses were going to heaven, cant remeber names though
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  3. Pangel - HUGS Says:

    I have no problem with that idea
    it is my belief that there are animal realms in the next life
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  4. Janie Says:

    Lmfao..
    It’s funny because the whole going to some wonder-land after death, sounds just as possible as this.
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  5. Grand Poobah Says:

    When I was a child, I had a fuzzy gray rabbit named Charboneau.
    He was nearly blind and totally f***ing awesome.
    Then my dog killed him, the white bastard.
    So yes.
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  6. Michael>God Says:

    well would you expect an extra terestrial to have an afterlife. if god created the universe. oh but you dont believe there is any. kind of huge contradiction there.

    and no that idea is ridiculous
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  7. Dr. Frog, Flying High Again Says:

    Makes perfect sense to me. Rabbit hell would then be a stew pot….i guess.

    The devils name is hasenfeffer.

    ((((Grand Poobah))) I’m sorry about your rabbit friend, may he/she rest in peace.
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  8. Regwah Says:

    Ah yes, the rabbiture theory.
    What’s so bunny bout peace love & understanding.
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  9. leviathan74666 Says:

    You should read or watch Watership Down…….I’m serious, not mocking.

    If people believe in an afterlife, it seems reasonable to me that all living things would share it.
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